Hi everybody!!

Santana had a dream.

mooosicaldreamz:

duckayeh:

 #the moment where Santana realizes that Quinn had the better idea and her mind goes momentarily blank at the thought of being the meat in a brittany and quinn sandwich

^totes that. The look on Santana’s face is totally goddamn it that should’ve been my idea.

samcedestheshipthatlived:

amuzed1:

samcedestheshipthatlived:

cariosity:

samcedestheshipthatlived:

They seriously need to give Amber/Mercedes more humour along these lines because she nails stuff like this!

These lines, AIDS cucumber, broccoli toilet brush and the end times are my absolute faves.  Amber is a deadpan goddess!  And them making Sam say Jesus didn’t wanna hurt Simon’s feelings- BEST!

YES! She does deadpan so well!! Some people got super offended by the broccoli toilet brush line, but I found it hilarious!

I have a feeling she discussed this with Kurt, which is why he seems more open to religion this year, since there’s at least one Gay disciple (asking if “The King” was Jesus. LOL). And they came to conclusion that Simon totally has the gayest name.

This is now firmly in my head canon.

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freakyfee91:

This is PERFECT. ♥

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itsbrittana-proudlyso:

californialuv84:

alimantis:

Shit Brittana Fans Say

oh my fucking god

Best thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

brittana7274:

Lol Brittany’s face when Mercedes says “I quit” though…lol :) Lol
Santana: “Tickle me Gay-mo”

Brittany:”It’s about time we got some women to rule this school and show some unicorn pride……..I know…I don’t even make sense to me anymore,”

Santana: “Wrong outfit Britts,”
Brittany: “Not again! I need to go change,”

hahahaha omg.. I can’t stop laughing at the gorilla outfit!

Rory: “Something about sweet lady kisses,” :)

Santana: “If you go near, hit on, or even think about my girl Brittany. I will cut off your lucky charms. Serve it in a bowl of milk, and spoon feed them to you. Is that clear?”

Finn: “Brittany is an air head,”
Rory: “I was told you are too,” hahaha I can’t! So accurate!

Rachel: “You dropped her as soon as you got with Blaine!”
Blaine: “Courage!”

Finn: “There’s no i in team…I think,”
Santana: *eye roll* lol

Blaine: “Finn’s right…we are a team,”
Finn: “Blaine….Sit the fuck down!”

Mr. Schue: “As long as we stay together…”
Brittany: “I quit and I’m joining the Troubletones…Santana, come,”
Santana: “Yes Brittany!” *Quickly follows behind*
Mr. Schue: “Okay..now we might be fucked,”

Lol, and just everything Sugar said! haha

Finn: “You need to grow up and stop being an idiot!”
Brittany: “Spell idiot!”
Finn: “Uh..what…Why?”
Brittany: “Do it!”
Finn: “Uh…H,”
Brittany: “Stop…you are embarrassing yourself,”

OMG! That’s what should have happened!

Brittany: “But…because you’re Finn I’ll probably forgive you soon,” hahah accurate…smh.

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